BernardLeRenard

Me: 20. Canadian. Decidedly female. Pretty average. Not pretty or ugly or skinny or fat. Tall. Bilingual.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

fucking aww

fucking aww

(Source: davidcho)

News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence

News in America: cannibal eats man's face

Anonymous asked
What is your status on ever getting laid? because i do believe i heard in a fine tune that you were not. The artist of said song shall remain unnamed but it should be noted is totally awesome and better than you at arts and crafts and the guitar

Nina. I thought this was spam at first. Then I re-read it.

And I don’t need to ever get laid because I have hands and vibrators still exist.

(Source: sirensonthewater)

My dog just barks and wakes up the baby.

My dog just barks and wakes up the baby.

lacigreen:

WHY NOT BOTH?

(Source: domulka)

british: american people are so annoying

chinese: american people are so annoying

mexicans: american people are so annoying

french: american people are so annoying

americans: we are so annoying

canadians: I fucking love maple syrup

ikenbot: sciencepopularis: Oh so true…. Lol this!

ikenbot:

sciencepopularis:

Oh so true….

Lol this!

(Source: blownuts)

(Source: lacigreen)

If your product WERE any good… It’s like no one even cares about the subjunctive.

If your product WERE any good…

It’s like no one even cares about the subjunctive.

(Source: officialteamgreen)

When people reblog everything I reblog

I begin silently loving them

and we start becoming friends

though they don’t know it 

shh

you’re my friends

you have no choice

(Source: assguardianloki)