Me: 21. Canadian. Decidedly female. Pretty average. Not pretty or ugly or skinny or fat. Tall. Bilingual.

 

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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http://demenior.tumblr.com/post/82835430392/demenior-i-dont-understand-the-fault-in-our

demenior:

bernardlerenard:

demenior:

I don’t understand The Fault in Our Stars but I’m gonna try and read it except I feel like I’m just going to laugh at the majority of it
I can’t stand obnoxious teens thinking they’ve solved the universe and this whole ‘It’s a metaphor’ shit reeks of that
(Also of douchebaggery,…

JG is my favourite author and I did not like The Fault in our Stars. I think it’s pretentious as shit

That’s a worrying insight!! I’m open to what his best books are and it’s good to know that TFiOS is pretentious going in. Maybe I’ll bother to read more from him after.
Do you have any recommendations?

Paper Towns is actually my favourite book of all time. Might just have been that I was younger the first time I read it, though. I just don’t know about TFiOS. It’s not that it was a horrible book or anything but why do I care? Some kids got cancer and life happened to them. And then some metaphor stuff and bad math happens.

http://demenior.tumblr.com/post/82835430392/demenior-i-dont-understand-the-fault-in-our

demenior:

I don’t understand The Fault in Our Stars but I’m gonna try and read it except I feel like I’m just going to laugh at the majority of it
I can’t stand obnoxious teens thinking they’ve solved the universe and this whole ‘It’s a metaphor’ shit reeks of that
(Also of douchebaggery,…

JG is my favourite author and I did not like The Fault in our Stars. I think it’s pretentious as shit

castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

This is what I strive for. To be that teacher who doesn’t suck at technology.

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

new favourite song.

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

new favourite song.

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

oswinoswut:

anycsifan:

samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

I can imagine a few authors doing this

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lesbianships:

sonianeverland:

barbiefett:

azurite-crystals:

So lemme get this straight

Robin Thicke

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this is ok and sexy and fun haha

Justin Timberlake

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This is ok and artsy and oh wow how modern

Miley Cyrus

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THIS IS OBSCENE WHAT A SLUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT SHES DOING THIS IS MADDNESS HOW DARE SHE WHAT A SLUT WHAT DOES HER FATHER THINK I AM GOING TO FAINT

Is this correct?

reblogging a gain

Because naked women have to be under a man’s control or else they’re dangerous and scary

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(Source: crystvl)

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

redvedev:

kurt-l-fahrenheit:

paredolia:

momanddadaism:

jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck

no it’s ok, pooh had it coming

shit

wow what a douche

yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole

This post is now 80% better.

jfc pooh bear

I still think the funniest thing about all these comics is that they’re all legit official comics

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

redvedev:

kurt-l-fahrenheit:

paredolia:

momanddadaism:

jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck

no it’s ok, pooh had it coming

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shit

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wow what a douche

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yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole

This post is now 80% better.

jfc pooh bear

I still think the funniest thing about all these comics is that they’re all legit official comics

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune