Me: 20. Canadian. Decidedly female. Pretty average. Not pretty or ugly or skinny or fat. Tall. Bilingual.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Ohgod she is adorable, she makes me really want to watch the show.
why dont you
why do not you
FUCK THIS I HATE EVERTHING
(Source: ponytailjesus)
shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)
(Source: spicecat)
I do not want this woman cooking for me.
(Source: y0gurt)
My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..
AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG
And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due
it’s kind of funny how many notes my wrong decision and pure laziness has gotten me
(Source: bitchytbh-old)
(Source: kellykapoor)
There are tears streaming down my face right now. I just can’t.
(Source: billhitchert)
WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
All the time.
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
