Me: 21. Canadian. Decidedly female. Pretty average. Not pretty or ugly or skinny or fat. Tall. Bilingual.
omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
i don’t get how the hobbit didn’t get visual effects.
like gravity, congratulations, you put a guy in space.
the hobbit turned an otter into a dragon.
Tumblr should really give you a warning when you’re about to hit the post limit. Like a little pop-up that says “Hey, slow down there, soldier! You’ve been blogging a fuckton! You’re (20) posts away from exceeding your daily post limit! Maybe it’s time to go outside and play.”
If people don’t stop reblogging this I’m going to throw myself off Mt. Everest.
I can see it now:
The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact
let’s begin the feast (◉‿◉✿)